Awkward & Awesome

Awkward

With my new dietary restrictions,

I am practically a meat-eating vegan.

Oxymoron much?

I stumbled upon this little gem of a website.

While it is most certainly awkward,

I think it's pretty darn awesome as well.

It would have come in real handy when I was a teenager of my single father

and had to sneakily write on my his grocery list

my monthly needs

and would have saved him the embarrassment of the awkward hand-off 

upon his return from the store.

{It usually involved a non-verbal, non-contact 

drop off on the bathroom counter.}

Awesome

^^^ This happened. ^^^

GG's first pedi.

^^^ And, this happened. ^^^

Yup, I got pulled over driving to Richmond.

I about pooed my pants

but somehow, someway this very nice policeman

let me off with a warning.