According to GG...

Goodness, me! I wish I could write down every word she says every day.

Her comprehension + imagination creates some pretty hilarious combos.

She listens to everything 

and understands so much 

(much more than I would've ever thought).

But her imagination runs wild. 

She applies her new vocabulary at the funniest of times.

For example...

I gave Greta a receipt to "read" while we were driving home from school.

GG: Mommy, I am going to read you the instructions.

Me: Ok.

GG: My cupcake is going to die, so I'm not going to eat it right now,

but I will still read the instructions to you, Mommy.

(I had just told her that my phone was going to die and that I needed to keep it plugged in.)

My aunt Debbie picked Greta up from school. 

I came to pick Greta up from Debbie's house,
 and Greta showed me a boo boo she had on her hand.

She proceeded to share her bandaid with me for my "boo boo" on my hand.

GG: Mommy, you don't feel good.

Me: I dont?

GG: No. I call the doctor.

She pretends to dial the phone and holds the receiver to her ear.

GG: Hello. My Mommy doesn't feel good. She will not be coming in today.

I'm going to take her to the doctor. Ok?